ISSUE ISSUE 13
ISSUE 13
Monday April 20th, 2009
What a difference a year makes. If you pulled a Rip Van Winkle a year ago, then you woke up today in an America with a black President and no investment banks. The Cleveland Cavaliers are unbeatable at home and the world champion Boston Celtics will be lucky to make it out of the first round of the playoffs. The Taliban now controls Pakistan instead of the other way around. Coke-rapper Rick Ross was revealed to be, for all intents and purposes, an ex-cop. Guns & Roses put an album out, Kurt Warner is a HOF shoe-in and Uncle Sam is attempting to engage in direct talks with the brothers Castro. Gay marriage is legal in Iowa and that “I Love College” guy is rapping better than Eminem. Patrick Swayze has cancer and a critically- acclaimed TV drama… at the same time? Well, in keeping with the universe’s recent trends, prepare to expect the unexpected: here is COOL’EH issue #13.